Saturday, February 6, 2010

Obama Press Confrence

This is what President Obama's next press conference would be like if I was in the White House Press Corps:

Me: Mr. President, what are you doing to help free the 10 Americans arrested by the government of Haiti while trying to help the people of Haiti?

POTUS: Well, my wife is doing PSA's for the Red Cross.

Me: Mr. President, that doesn't answer the question.

POTUS: Well, the Baptist Missionaries didn't have the proper documents to take the kids out of Haiti.

Me: So the government office that's responsible for that is actually open?

POTUS: Well no, they just had a major earthquake.

Me: So the answer to my original question is NOTHING!

POTUS: Next question will be from MSNBC.

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