Lawyers

From AP - "More than 100 lawyers are battling for the biggest chunks of what is likely to be a multibillion-dollar settlement for Gulf of Mexico oil spill victims, jockeying for spots on the elite team that will control the plaintiffs' cases."

If you are a lawyer you might want to stop reading at this point.

Are they doing this out of the goodness of their heart? Or are they expecting huge payments for standing in court and saying BP fucked up. You know the answer.

Now that most mortgage loan officers have been put out of business, lawyer have returned to their proper place at the top of the list of 'biggest bunch of scumbags'.

Question: What do you have with a lawyer up to his neck in concrete.

Answer: Not enough concrete.